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'Black Sea' (15)



***/**** (3.5 stars)

Sacked from his job and estranged from his son, submariner Robinson is suddenly offered the chance of a lifetime: to uncover the legendary Russian gold lost on the floor of the Black Sea during the Second World War.

This is undoubtedly your typical submarine thriller, which ticks off all the boxes as it goes and adds nothing new to the genre. You can even work out which characters are going to make it to the end, because, (spoiler alert!) not all of them do. Still, for all of its unoriginality and plot points that you can see coming from a mile away, this isn’t a bad film. In fact, it’s pretty enjoyable. Yes, it is silly – Jude Law’s accent wanders all over the place, and ludicrous decisions are made throughout, but in places it is rather tense and there is a definite sense of claustrophobia throughout.

As the rickety submarine (I would’ve taken one look at the outside and run away) descends and tragedy ensues, the duplicitous crew members begin to go mad, either from fear, the lust for gold, or because they were complete psychopaths in the first place. Ben Mendelsohn’s Fraser has ‘bad’ written all over him from the start, and his sudden change in heart to take the moral high ground in the final parts of the film is a poor piece of character development. The cast, boasting some talented names such as Michael Smiley, David Threlfall and Scoot McNairy do well with an incredibly formulaic script, but it is Law, as the brooding and tortured Robinson, who holds the film together and stops it descending into absolute farce as thing after thing goes wrong.

A by-the-book film, somewhat elevated from complete mediocrity by a dedicated cast, Black Sea is still undeniably enjoyable in a very silly way. As a claustrophobic, it is perhaps expected that I should be a little more engaged and involved with what was happening on screen than someone who isn’t fazed by tight spaces, but there is still some basic entertainment to be found here, despite the silliness.  Also, who on earth wouldn’t at least frisk their morally dubious crew members for weapons because they descended into the depths of the ocean?

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