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'Battle Los Angeles' (15)


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DVD Release

Modern day Los Angeles is under attack from extra-terrestrials. A squad of U.S. Marines is sent to retrieve an unknown number of civilians from a police station within an area already destroyed under heavy fire. The team have three hours to clear the area before the location is levelled by the U.S. Military.

The film is poor on pretty much every level: the plot is unoriginal; the characters are boring and undeveloped; the script is clunky; and there is a distinct lack of tension or emotional engagement. Aaron Eckhart heads the squad as the war veteran who just wants to retire, and adopts a very gruff and breathy speaking technique – he sounds like someone doing a bad imitation of Clint Eastwood. All the other characters are fairly interchangeable – one has some black war paint on his face, one was seen in therapy at the start of the film, and one is female, and the rest don’t amount to much. There is a shockingly bad speech in which Eckhart tries to rally his troops in their darkest hour (and ours, incidentally) which has none of the gravitas of Pacific Rim’s ‘We’re cancelling the Apocalypse’ or ‘Today is our Independence Day’. The interaction with the child characters (whose appearance is pretty inevitable) is clichéd and annoying.

There’s a really horrible scene in which Eckhart dismembers a living alien. It’s a truly disgusting moment, not only for the blood and guts flying around, but also because it is done in bad taste. This moment happens pretty early on in the film and from then on it was impossible to care about Eckhart’s character, and I just wanted him to die cruelly. In a piece of news footage, a professor states that the aliens may have come for Earth’s resources and when an invader comes for these, it is necessary to ‘wipe out the indigenous population’ – whether this is some kind of political statement, or just an excuse for the characters to cheer at the death of any alien and salute the American flag at every opportunity , is unclear but this film is such dross that it is impossible to really care.

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